Nugget for your Noggin': Memory

I don't know if I'm the only one who is terrible with memory, but i can't remember shit. What's your name again? Where was i supposed to be going? Who was this for? When is that due? I was supposed to call you back? You text me? The last two could very well be lies, but the rest are serious. WHEW! I need an agenda or SOMETHING! shat.