Up Out My Face and Get Out My Space.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a serious issue on our hands. People need to learn their boundaries and limits.

Personal anecdote: 

Let's just start from the beginning. I make a cute little food run with my friend to Mickey D's or whatever. First of all I was pressed, with heavy starch, that every fucking McDonald's we went to "didn't have the machine" to make my damn frappe. Whyyyyyy exactly is McDonald's promoting it if every store doesn't have the machinery!? It's ok Ronald McDonald...I'll wait......budnewaydoe. So we finally find a McDonald's that has it and I get one. Wesley is good in this moment. I then walk into my dorm and it smelled TERRIBLE. I guess these dudes here don't take showers, cause that was ridiculous. I then get to my room, open my door to find that my roommate is sitting in MY chair, on MY side of the room, watching MY damn TV!!! Oh girl, you have definitely got life fucked, raw. I don't mind people using my stuff, I am VERY giving person, but not without you asking. Oh, HELL no.

When someone has personal space, do NOT invade it. Why do you think people don't like fingers being put in their face, or people invading their homes? If you're not invited, do NOT attend the party. It's really quite simple. And when you do invade personal space, do not be afraid of the consequences (i.e. a slap in your face or a slashing of the tongue).

I digress.